An active, character-driven Hogwarts experience set in the early 2000s. Unique items, plots, and features. Non-canon; this isn't Harry Potter's story, it's ours.
Kassia was grateful to be outside for once. It had stopped raining, briefly, and the fresh air was a welcome break from studying. She walked down the forest path still in her school robes, looking for the place she had last assisted Professor Fairburn. But all the trees and bushes looked the same to her, as they always did. After a few minutes of walking, she stopped with a sigh. Shouting was so unladylike.
'Over here,' the Professor returned, then emerged from the clearing.
She gestured Kassia to join her, then ducked back inside to finish feeding the Boarites.
'Here to help get them settled in?' she asked, assuming that to be the case. Fairburn would have awaited confirmation, but it was a busy morning today and she needed to get these creatures sorted.
'You can start by breaking leafy branches from nearby shrubs, and make the Boarites a bedding area by some trees.' She pointed to shady area that would make the perfect resting spot.
Kassia was no longer surprised that Professor Fairburn located her so easily. Her professors could be almost demigod-like in their magical abilities. Kassia followed her to the clearing that apparently did not want to be found unless Professor Fairburn allowed it. Boarites were already there, munching away. Kassia had to wonder how they survived without the professor.
"Yes, ma'am," she responded to her question.
Upon hearing what she would have to do next, Kassia hid a wince. Her delicate city girl hands did not like the sound of possible splinters from snapping off branches. But she had signed up for care of magical creatures and would simply have to put up with it. So, she nodded to her professor and then went for the tree with the lowest-hanging leafy branches.
Kassia picked the thinnest of branches with full green leaves. She could only assume that magic was responsible for them being so full in the spring. She began snapping away, which wasn't as bad as she thought it would be- except for the insects on the branches. She shook them off in disgust, and then hurried to put the branches in the designated shady area before they crawled onto her.
Her struggle against the insects was rectified by one of the nearby Boarites noticing them and coming over to help Kassia. And his version of help was to lick the creepy crawlies from the branch before they had a chance to near Kassia's hands. She got a bit slobbered in the process, but at least that was the worst of her worries.
That, and a few splinters.
The bedding looked good, as inspected by Professor Fairburn. She had Kassia retrieve a few more, or shift things around, but then it looked complete. She noticed the girl's hands and tapped her palms with her wand -- the splinters plucked themselves out, rather painfully, and vanished. Madam Pomfrey would have done a nicer job of it, but at least they were gone now.
'This looks good, but there's only one way to be sure,' she said, giving the bedding another glance. 'You need to get some of the youngest Boarites to test it out, to approve its comfort. If they don't like it, then it's not finished. Go ahead.'
She made encouraging gestures, purposefully not telling Kassia how to get them to test it out. That was up to her, as a means of testing if she'd learned anything in Care of Magical Creatures about how to approach and handle beasts -- particularly young ones, who may be easily startled.
Kassia gave a small yelp when she got her first splinter. She looked at the sliver of wood pushed into her skin. Though she tried to pull it out, her nails could not grasp the tiny piece. The thought of her hands ruined and made barbaric by vile wood and brambles was enough to make her bottom lip quiver.
But she persevered nonetheless. Giving up now would just mean that an entire year of ruined shoes, gloves, and dignity at the hands of very smelly creatures would have been for naught. Although Kassia secretly did like a few of the creatures she'd worked with, she was going to transfer into Divination next year for the sake of her bank account.
At least she wasn't getting bugs on her- not that boarite drool was much better. Kassia pressed her lips into a thin line as the boarite lapped up the insects on her branches. Not ideal, but at least drool wasn't alive and would crawl into her bedroll as she slept.
It seemed to take forever, and when Kassia thought she was finished, she still had to adjust the nest and branches. Her hands had been poked and tormented. Could she get tetanus from a tree branch? What a horrible thought. Thankfully, Professor Fairburn yanked out the splinters herself.
Kassia flexed her hands. It hurt about as much as her own careful eyebrow plucking, and she was pleased that the filth was out of her body. Kassia then listened as the professor gave her the next task- get the young boarites to test out the nest.
She looked over at the young boarites, some of whom were snuffling in the bushes. Kassia approached them noisily so as not to startle them, and stuck out her hand so they could learn her scent. Two of them sniffed her hand in interest, but quickly changed their minds once they realized she had no food to offer them. Kassia sighed. She certainly wasn't about to pick them up and bring them over.
She stared at her ridiculous nest, wondering. Her friends' cats and dogs loved climbing onto furniture that their people used. It was like they didn't trust a new item of furniture until a human used it. Rolling her eyes, Kassia kneeled and then laid down in the nest. She sprawled, sticks poking into her at all angles but doing her best to look comfortable.
Professor Fairburn was plucking whisker-like hair from brushes nearby, keeping her distance yet clearly amused by Kassia's methods.
And it worked. Several of the smallest Boarites spotted Kassia laying on what appeared to be a rather comfortable bedding area, by their standards. They hurried over, oinking in little squeaks -- having not yet matured their voices.
Three wandered on to join her, sniffing warily at first then deciding it was safe. Evidentially, it passed their approval -- as two sprawled out, then rolled around a bit. The third nestled up to Kassia, preparing for a warm nap with the one who'd granted such a gift. They could even forgive the fact there wasn't any food included.
'Well done,' Fairburn said, standing over Kassia and the young ones. She'd let the little one nap a bit first, but Kassia's task wasn't over yet. 'I think that speaks for itself.'
She smiled at the napping Boarite, then offered her hand to Kassia -- who could grab it to help pull herself to her feet. Fairburn was quite strong, so it was effortless for her.
'Unfortunately, the next step is far less glamourous,' she said, pocketing one of the cleaned brushes. 'Use a shovel to line this clearing with that.'
Fairburn pointed to a large wheelbarrow on the other side, away from everything else. It was filled with some sort of smelly, yellow muck. Nothing that would set off any gag reflex, but by no means pleasant. Of course, the clearing was too big for one student to line it all on her own. But there was already some in place -- Kassia's job would be to patch up or strengthen some of those present lines of muck.
Kassia did not have to wait long. She was expecting only one boarite to be brave enough, but to her surprise she was surrounded by three. They oinked softly and nudged her with their wet noses. Two crawled into the far side of the nest while a third snuggled with her. Kassia just lay there, very still.
One of the waitresses at her stepfather's bar had given Kassia her newborn baby to hold just last year. Kassia had just sat there, frozen in terror, completely at a loss until her own father swooped in and rocked the baby with love and adoration. She did much the same now, still as a log. It wasn't until Professor Fairburn rescued her that Kassia was able to stand.
She was surprised at the woman's strength. Kassia looked down at the sleeping boarite, who stirred at the loss of body heat but otherwise remained asleep. Then she looked at the wheelbarrow full of muck that Fairburn pointed out. Kassia could deal with muck. She brushed twigs off her robes and set to her next task, taking a shovel.
Kassia did not have the strength to pull the wheelbarrow around, so she simply scooped a chunk of smelly muck onto her spade and carried it to where it seemed to be needed. She made the lines of muck even, going back and forth between them and the wheelbarrow. After a while, her arms and shoulders ached from the weight of the surprisingly heavy muck.
'That'll do. Well done,' Professor Fairburn said, stopping Kassia from going for another scoop of muck. She didn't want to overwork the student, as she'd done so much already to help.
Armed with pockets of several brushes she'd been cleaning out during all of Kassia's shoveling, Fairburn braced herself to face the biggest Boarites whose coarse hair was a bit ruffled and in need of a good groom. It wasn't the sort of task for a student though, so she had something else in mind.
'Keep the young ones entertained while I groom the others,' she instructed, pointing to a small group of younger Boarites off to the side who were scurrying around in some dirt and leaves. 'Make sure they're distracted, but also noticeably safe and happy.'
Kassia was fully exhausted by the time that the professor instructed her to stop. She watched the Professor picking up various brushes and held back a groan, expecting to be asked to brush another boarite. She was startled, then, to hear that she was going to be babysitting instead. Kassia watched the professor set to her task before turning onto the young boarites.
Besides the sleepy ones, some were playing and rolling in the grass. Kassia sat near them, no longer caring about the state of her robes. They seemed to like when she laid down, so she did just that, stretching out near them.
These young Boarites were much more playful. Not being near those napping on the bedding, they saw Kassia laying down as an invitation to jump on her with sharp hooves that felt like being stamped on by steel boots. Some even got in her face, snorting dirt-mingled snot in her face.
At least they seemed to be enjoying themselves, but this was not sustainable for Kassia for the duration of her babysitting period.
Lying down had not been the correct thing to do. Kassia got stomped on, and boarites stuck their filthy faces into hers. She rolled into a sitting position immediately, covering her face and sending the one on her back rolling into the grass. She wiped and scrubbed at her face before glaring at her wards.
"Rude. You should respect your elders."
Kassia picked up a solitary branch and wiggled the leaves at the young boarites, hoping they would attack it rather than her face this time.
A Boarite rebelliously squeak-oinked at her. One of the adults glanced over, but the youngster was fine and simply did not agree with Kassia's assessment of its behaviour.
They were enticed by the branch, but their strong jaws made short work off it -- even yanking it roughly from her hands. That stung. A lot.
The boarites made quick work of the branch, pulling it roughly enough out of Kassia's hands that her left palm was cut. Kassia stood up, glaring at them. She turned her back on the babies and looked around. As a small child, she had poked in the more disgusting places of the world. She soon found what she was looking for- a large, flat rock that had long been undisturbed based on the moss growing on it.
Kassia used her boot to flip the rock over, revealing a huge nest of ants complete with larvae. She gestured hugely to the uncovered nest at the younglings. Clearly she had to think like a disgusting animal in order to keep them appeased.
If the Boarites ever had a concept of Christmas, this was it. They squealed, delighted and eager -- running to pounce on the wild snacks. An older one grunted enviously at them, but didn't dare budge while Professor Fairburn brushed him. He shot her a daring look, but was met with a stern one in return.
Kassia won this round. Even after the unsuspecting ants and their larvae were gobbled from existence, the Boarites were convinced that wasn't so -- intently occupied with digging at the ground with their snouts in search of more.
That kept them occupied for the remainder of the grooming. Professor Fairburn was quite impressed when she rejoined Kassia, admiring her handiwork. The previous Boarite decided now was his chance to try his luck, and shuffled over to peek at the progress. Seeing the younger ones squabbling over nothing, he snorted in disappointment and went to check the food troughs instead.
'Yep. They'll do it.' She laughed, giving the Slytherin a praising look. 'Thank you for all of your help. These Boarites will doing much better now.'
Stage 3 complete!
+ 8 house points + 7 Galleons + 330 Creatures exp + Care of Magical Creatures grade: E
Congratulations, you've completed the Care of Magical Creatures quest!
Kassia had a satisfied smirk on her face as the boarites caused the extinction of an entire city of ants. Better yet, they kept digging and snuffling in the immediate area as if expecting other anthills to be nearby. Kassia had succeeded in being a babysitter. She was even more pleased that Professor Fairburn seemed to be very impressed. She smiled back at the professor.
"Happy to help. They are... ever so... darling. Now, if that's all, I will go shower and change. Goodbye, Professor."
Kassia slipped away from the clearing, feeling awful and disgusting and yet oddly satisfied with herself.